The 20 reasons that work:

Health-related

  1. Stomach bug / food poisoning. Vague enough to avoid detail.
  2. Migraine. "Can't look at a screen, sleeping it off."
  3. Bad cold / flu. Especially in flu season.
  4. Mental health day. Increasingly accepted.
  5. Bad reaction to medication. "Side effects from a new prescription."
  6. Severe allergies. "Can't function on the Zyrtec."
  7. Sleep deprivation. "Was up sick all night."

Family

  1. Sick child. Common, defensible.
  2. Sick parent. Same.
  3. Family emergency. "Will fill you in when I can."
  4. Childcare fell through.
  5. Bereavement. Real only.

Logistics

  1. Doctor / dentist appointment.
  2. Plumber / electrician for a service window.
  3. Car trouble. Tow, dead battery, won't start.
  4. Power outage / internet down.
  5. Burst pipe / home flooding.

Life events

  1. Jury duty. Real summons only.
  2. Voting / civic obligation.
  3. Religious observance.

How to deliver

  • Notify early. Before your absence is noticed.
  • Be brief. Over-explaining sounds rehearsed.
  • Don't apologize excessively.
  • Offer follow-up coverage if needed: "I'll check Slack if anything's urgent."

What to avoid

  • Posting on social media during the "sick" day
  • Repeated patterns with the same excuse
  • Excuses requiring documents you can't produce (jury duty, doctor's notes)
  • Excuses that involve other people's verification

When you genuinely need time off

  • You're burned out — take a real PTO day.
  • Real emergency — take the time.
  • Job-hunting — interviews are valid time off.

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