12 excuses to call off work — ranked by believability and ease of delivery.

The list

  1. Stomach bug. "Can't keep anything down."
  2. Migraine. "Can't look at a screen."
  3. Family emergency. "Will fill you in when I'm back."
  4. Doctor's appointment. Real, defensible.
  5. Mental health day. Increasingly accepted.
  6. Sick child. If you have kids.
  7. Food poisoning. "Bad meal last night."
  8. Bad cold / flu.
  9. Plumber / electrician. "4-hour service window."
  10. Car trouble.
  11. Power outage / internet down.
  12. Burst pipe.

Delivery

  • Notify early — ideally before your shift.
  • Be brief. "Out sick today, will be on Slack if urgent."
  • Match team norms — text, Slack, email, or call.
  • Don't over-explain.

What to avoid

  • Posting on social media during your "sick" day
  • Same excuse twice in a row
  • Excuses that create documentation you can't produce
  • Calling out adjacent to holiday weekends repeatedly

Try not to need them

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